My Now Not-So-Secret Single Behaviors

I re-watched an episode of Sex and the City the other day that made me start thinking. I have seen this episode several times, because I now own all of the seasons (Thanks, Deb for getting me addicted)! Each time that I watch a season, I relate to something new. This episode is the one where the girls talk about their SSB, better known as "secret single behaviors". Carrie says that hers is eating jelly on crackers while standing on one foot, reading Vogue. Charlotte's is that she likes to look at her pores in the mirror for hours at a time. Let's just say that my SSB's are not as "classy" as these ladies. I think they just tried to "glam" it up a little for the sake of Hollywood. I have several SSB's that I indulge in more than once a week. There are only a couple that I am even willing to share. Everyone has them. Even if you are not single anymore, think about what do when your significant other is not around. There's something, I assure you. Here are a few that I am willing to share with you...

1) Eating a bowl of cereal, popcorn, chips and salsa or any other junk food for dinner.

2) Drinking a beer while shaving my legs in a bubble bath...with the bathroom door wide open.

3) While we are talking about the bathroom door wide open, I poop with the door wide open. Everytime. Unless I have company.

4) Turning on music really loud and dancing around my apartment..."bad dancing" purposefully. I sometimes like to stand in front of the mirror and make up the worst dance moves ever known to man. I'm practicing for my wedding reception.

There are so many more, but I thought I would "glam" them up for the sake of bloggywood.

Alright, people. Comment away! What are your SSB?